Apologies for missing last week! I was too busy trying to do something about the panama papers.
Hammering Community, we are on the final round! What a season full of laughs, loves lost, fiends and friends made, and some serious dice rolling! Let’s take a look at our standings going into Week 4!
- Hyun-Young
- Ethan Gardner
- Tom Wyka
- Karl Fiebiger
- David McDonald
- Dylan Gouty
- Derek Dominquez
- Ian McKay
- Luke Burnham
- Erik Vanvynck
- Robert Nesting
- Jeremy Castro
- Pat Bowen
- Tomas Herbertson
- John Michals
- Cynthia Morrigan
- Josh Stanley
- Taylor Boling
And now for our matchups!
- Hyun-Young versus Ethan
- The big championship game! Hyun-Young’s greedy Votann take on Ethan’s raiders in a lip-curling, tongue-tying, planet shaking battle of titans! An epic tale between two peerless enemies – Who will come out on top?
- Tom versus Karl
- It’s a matchup older than time, drama kids versus playground bugs! Karl’s Marines are here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but Tom’s Tyranids control the bubblegum means of production!
- David versus Dylan
- You can’t burn the stink away – or can you? David’s marines may have lost to Dylan’s Death guard every single time they’ve played – But this round we will answer the question on everyone’s mind- Does anyone beat the Salamanders 4 times in a row? Spoiler: It’s probably
- Derek versus Ian
- Derek’s Big boys are back in town, and Ian’s Grey boys also happen to be back in town. The Imperial knights made the mistake of acknowledging the Grey Knights presence – and that only means one thing – war.
- Luke versus Erik
- Nobody knows why Luke’s oily boys keep running into Necrons, but at this point – it can only mean war. Time to find out if the oiled up grizzled sexy men really do have abs stronger than necrodermis.
- Robert versus Jeremy
- The infestation continues as Jeremy’s big one-eyed monster leads an assault against Robert’s Necrons. Will the Silent king keep things quiet? Or will the nightmare bugs feast upon their very buns?
- Pat versus Tomas
- The banana boat has no room for heresy, and that’s exactly what Pat’s Custodes believe as they defend their pool party from Tomas’s Renegade Raiders. Will Vashtor be allowed into the water park? Or will the Custodes keep their holy Big Splash sacred?
- John versus Cynthia
- Mayday! Mayday! The sacred ShadowSight fanfics are under assault by Cynthia’s big Heretical Monsters! Will John’s T’au be able to defend that which is so loved? Or will Cynthia’s Chaos Knights tear them apart?
- Josh versus Taylor
- The Lion was playing Uno with Azrael when disaster struck! Two C’tans burst into the room and played 10 draw-4’s back to back! They are clearly cheating! Will Taylor’s Dark Knights avenge this disrespect? Or will Josh’s Necrons take home the trophy in war and Uno?